Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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