chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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