I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
