Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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