Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
The adults are the big ones right?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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