ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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