hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
What a dumb baby whore.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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