Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
The uberlube is also flammable
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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