I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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