oh god the rape fog is back!
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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