He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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