Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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