Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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