My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
