I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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