seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Sober January is a disaster.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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