I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I want to fling myself into the sun
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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