My brain says no but my pants say off.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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