I like to think it a success when the cops are called
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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