my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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