I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Randomize
