dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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