So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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