Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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