you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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