Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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