its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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