just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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