We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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