I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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