Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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