And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
