not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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