Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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