Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
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