We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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