Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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