Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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