i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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