Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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