Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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