If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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