Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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