Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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