Buhtt sex?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You are a genius and a whore.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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