he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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