Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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