I don't think brook has ever known best
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
