make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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