The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
How external is "for external use only"?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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